Van-Douchebag's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Got Yourself a Gun]

Uh, toast...

Metal Cherry and Redemption are the same person - me. I just submitted crap movies on that account.

[911 Tribute]

Hey bub

9-11 was years ago; I couldn't care less anymore. Bush couldn't do what he promised to. Your film mighta made a difference immediately after 9-11, but submitting a crappy film years after the event? Heh, I sponsor you for the next victim on You Are A Fucking Moron

[Newgrounds News 8]

Me so-sally!

It's great to see where NGN is going. This should have it's own series page.
I just wish I had thought of the idea first ;)

looneyboy221133 responds:

yeah i bet if you thought of the idea first you would make it way better, but thanks for the help, and maybe if i get my cool friend josh to help it might get even better

[Avril Lavinge Must Die!]

Despite the fact that doesn't look like Avril...

It wasn't half-bad. Art could use a big kick in the butt (Even if you ARE fourteen, I've seen fourteen year olds do better. Namely myself), but the music was pretty good and the style of art is fairly unique.

Continue improving yourself - you never know where you'll end up

[Neurotically Whored]

Homosexually Homoerotictastic!

Midget Clock, you're one sad lump of shit.
For one, Neuroticly Yours > you, anything you've done and anything you will do so help you, God.

For seconds, Ian does not spend his time wanking over graphics poorly drawn in Flash with the Paintbrush tool like you have most obviously done. No, instead, he draws TWO syndicated comic strips in between being uber-Gothtastic. After that, in his spare time, he may or may not wank.

This is a personal attack against Ian, and I for one, am not afraid to put out a personal attack against you.

Oh, and Midget, Kittie Deadgirl > you

stealmyinternet responds:

OMFG TWO SYNDICATED COMIC STRIPS. bullshit. his comics fucking suck, his storylines suck. I've never seen his lameass comics before he started submitting shit to newgrounds. Everytime i watch his shit, i never even smile once. AND STFU ABOUT A FUCKING ATTACK, if all you fuckers would shut up about how great omg he is i wouldnt have to shut him down like this. and your kittie deadgirl series, while very well drawn and and animated, ISNT FUNNY IN THE LEAST.

[The Necromancer Episode 1]

What the shit?

I'm not sure how exactly a film like this has reached the #1 of the day spot (Then, to be fair, I'm not sure how my Sickness did either)

This film, although having a generally decent idea, is very plotless and pointless - and the spells read like a crappy Dragonball script

Add in the very, very poor graphics - and you have a stinker.

This should have reached a 3.40 tops - never what it reached to become #1 of the day

[Owned Like Hell]

This is Stolen!

What you are seeing has been taken from a commercial in Europe! The artist has clearly imported a gif file of it and has editted it to his satisfaction!

[The Void I]

Purely amazing

For all the "fewelish n00bs" in their ranks, the Clock Crew still continues to be, in my opinion, the best group of animators yet. Not only do they have great pride in who they are, they also have great pride in where they came from - homegrown on Newgrounds. I salute you, Clock Crew

[Spawn-Trailer]

Better

But still no cigar.
The graphics are still half decent, and the fact you traced a few images (The Spawn sign, and the cover of a comic) was a no-no.
Look at my Spawn work - I went through the trouble of making the sign myself by hand!

[Violator]

Not as good as it's cracked up to be

The image, while fairly decent for something done in Flash, is still pretty weak, and not very aetheticly pleasing. The Violator's mouth is very hard to move from that angle, so he shouuld either be shown from the full side, full front, or just being telepathic