Score: 2

"Bleh"

submission: Orgasm Girl

date: July 10, 2004

The concept is good, but the rest is shit. The graphics look like you traced hentai pics, the music was shitty and annoying, and the game was too hard. Ever think about progressively harder levels, like starting out at virgin moving up until whore?

Score: 1

"Irony"

submission: AntiClockClock's TV V1.0

date: July 9, 2004

The irony is, Toast, that no one likes you either.
I think people prefer this guy over you.

Hey Anti, you went to school with Rings, didn'tcha?

Score: 10

"Uh, toast..."

submission: Got Yourself a Gun

date: May 23, 2004

Metal Cherry and Redemption are the same person - me. I just submitted crap movies on that account.

Score: 5

"Pfft. People can't do jackshit for dressups"

submission: A whole new Dress up v.1

date: January 26, 2004

Listen bub, all you did was trace pictures of other characters. Like the redhead. She's a traced version of Rikku from a pic where her, Yuna and Lulu are topless. Go home and make your own fucking graphics

Score: 0

"Hey bub"

submission: 911 Tribute

date: January 22, 2004

9-11 was years ago; I couldn't care less anymore. Bush couldn't do what he promised to. Your film mighta made a difference immediately after 9-11, but submitting a crappy film years after the event? Heh, I sponsor you for the next victim on You Are A Fucking Moron

Score: 8

"Scrotum Dog is a faggot"

submission: Sik Trix BMX

date: November 17, 2003

As a BMXer, I say this game was pretty cool; you just hafta learn how to not be a fag while playing it. My one complaint is that if you pass on the other side of a quarter pipe you're fucked over and hafta restart

Score: 8

"Me so-sally!"

submission: Newgrounds News 8

date: July 13, 2003

It's great to see where NGN is going. This should have it's own series page.
I just wish I had thought of the idea first ;)

Score: 6

"Despite the fact that doesn't look like Avril..."

submission: Avril Lavinge Must Die!

date: June 4, 2003

It wasn't half-bad. Art could use a big kick in the butt (Even if you ARE fourteen, I've seen fourteen year olds do better. Namely myself), but the music was pretty good and the style of art is fairly unique.

Continue improving yourself - you never know where you'll end up

Score: 3

"Homosexually Homoerotictastic!"

submission: Neurotically Whored

date: May 26, 2003

Midget Clock, you're one sad lump of shit.
For one, Neuroticly Yours > you, anything you've done and anything you will do so help you, God.

For seconds, Ian does not spend his time wanking over graphics poorly drawn in Flash with the Paintbrush tool like you have most obviously done. No, instead, he draws TWO syndicated comic strips in between being uber-Gothtastic. After that, in his spare time, he may or may not wank.

This is a personal attack against Ian, and I for one, am not afraid to put out a personal attack against you.

Oh, and Midget, Kittie Deadgirl > you

Score: 3

"What the shit?"

submission: The Necromancer Episode 1

date: April 30, 2003

I'm not sure how exactly a film like this has reached the #1 of the day spot (Then, to be fair, I'm not sure how my Sickness did either)

This film, although having a generally decent idea, is very plotless and pointless - and the spells read like a crappy Dragonball script

Add in the very, very poor graphics - and you have a stinker.

This should have reached a 3.40 tops - never what it reached to become #1 of the day